themisadventuresofnora:

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

(Source: accidentallyadoptedazoo)

apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

cravings:

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

(Source: swag-tears)

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

the-togepi-man: